October 2011
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September 2011
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Skyler Stonestreet is amazing.
August 2011
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Brain Farts From Work #3
I was giving my boss a ride from work because he was getting his car serviced at a place next to my house. On the way back, we started discussing traffic hour and how to avoid congested roads. The convo naturally migrated to car accidents and if you know me, you know that I've had a less than sparkling driving record.
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Dr. L: Have you been in a lot of accidents?
Emily: uhm just 2. heh.
Dr. L: Were they really bad?
Emily: I totaled my car, twice. When I was 17 and when I was 23.
Dr. L: Oh, that's pretty recent.
Emily: BUT DON'T WORRY! It's totally made me really aware of driving safely and I'm really cautious now.
Dr. L: Oh, I'm gla-- You just ran a stop sign.
Emily: OHMYGOSH. hah! hahah. hahh. ha.
Dr. L: Luckily, I have my seat belt on. *smile*
July 2010
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Prettyful Goodies #1 - EOS Lip Balm Smooth Sphere
I’ve been tormenting myself all day on whether or not I should buy a much needed lip balm, specifically the Evolution of Smooth’s Lip Balm Smooth Sphere. Shoulder Angel kept saying, “When have you ever finished your lip balm without getting sick of it? It’s drugstore lip balm, how good can it really be? Don’t buy it.” Shoulder Devil was whining, “B-b-but...
June 2010
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sigh
jtrich: emilynancyfat?
fan*
Emily: WOW
jtrich: emilynancyfan*FAN*
Emily: WOWWWWWWWWW
jtrich: I MEANT FAN
I DID
Emily: HOLY WOWWWWW
jtrich: LOLLLLLLL
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Brain Farts From Work #2
An elderly woman patient came in early for her appointment today and proceeded to turn the volume on the TV to max. She sat there enjoying loud chinese talk shows while the rest of the office sat uncomfortably. I asked my coworker in mandarin, if I should go out and turn the volume down because the black woman next to her looked really annoyed. I looked up and the black woman gave me a terrible...
A haiku from the 5 South
Bugs hit the windshield. Guts splatter over the glass. Pat needs a car wash.
May 2010
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April 2010
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Brain Farts From Work #1
Emily: Dr. Lin's house. How can I help you?
Drug Rep: Yes, I'm calling from-wait sorry, where is this?
Emily: Uhm. Oops! Office! Dr. Lin's office.. can I help you..?
Drug Rep: *awkward silence*
Emily: I'm not at his house ha..
Drug Rep: o.. k...
November 2009
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October 2009
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Weezer - (If You’re Wondering If I Want You...
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Dashboard Confessional - Stolen
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The Boy Least Likely To - Be Gentle with Me
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September 2009
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Maria Taylor - Song Beneath the Song
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the temper trap - sweet disposition
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Owl City - Saltwater Room
I opened my eyes last...
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Moar DPS plz
ehmohlee: i had a terrible dream
filpinoboi: what did you dream about
ehmohlee: i dreamt that there was evil spirits living in my dog that wont let me get into nursing
filpinoboi: LOL HAHAHAHa
ehmohlee: and it made me get Ds on all the last 3 science classes i took
ehmohlee: and my parents were yelling at me and i was arenaing with pat against my dog
filpinoboi: by horror you meant comedy
ehmohlee: and i kept shielding and pom pat and he was yelling at me to dps harder after i fear
ehmohlee: but i couldnt dps for some reason and i kept choking
ehmohlee: so it was like very mana intensive
ehmohlee: and my dog is like a paladin for some reason
filpinoboi: why the hell was your dog a paladin
ehmohlee: lol
ehmohlee: CUZ THEYRE ANNOYING and i CANT WIN A MANA FIGHT AGAINST THEM
ehmohlee: and i couldnt kill him fast enough so it turned into a mana fight
ehmohlee: AHH
ehmohlee: i was so angry the whole time
ehmohlee: it was such a nightmare
ehmohlee: i was like thinking WHYYY WONT THE EVIL SPIRIT DIE
ehmohlee: and it wouldnt go away so i would never be a nurse
ehmohlee: i was contemplating career change in my dream
filpinoboi: pretty hilarious
filpinoboi: i would have just punted your dog if it shined evil eyes at me
ehmohlee: then i woke up and half believed it
ehmohlee: OMG
ehmohlee: the THING IS it was in some house with like LOTS OF WASHING MACHINES AND BOxES and appliances
ehmohlee: so like MY DOG KEPT LOS'ing ME so i couldnt holy fire her and swd is on cd
ehmohlee: OMG
ehmohlee: what a frustrating dream and pat was mad at me the whole time
ehmohlee: this is not very epic since im fighting a 4lb papillon thats hiding behind washing machines
filpinoboi: yeah
filpinoboi: see
filpinoboi: you can't tell taht dream to someone
filpinoboi: and expect them not to laugh at you
filpinoboi: it's going to happen
ehmohlee: im gonna tell pat when he wakes up