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My toes are now swimming in my boots. I don’t even know how I’m gonna dry the inside. Sigh, goodbye uggs, it’s been a good 8 years.

My toes are now swimming in my boots. I don’t even know how I’m gonna dry the inside. Sigh, goodbye uggs, it’s been a good 8 years.


09:20 pm, emoly
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Skyler Stonestreet is amazing.


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these are so sweet. :)

these are so sweet. :)

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04:58 pm, emoly
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I want! (Taken with picplz at California State University, Long Beach in Long Beach, CA.)

I want! (Taken with picplz at California State University, Long Beach in Long Beach, CA.)


08:57 am, emoly
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I befriended a gray lady in class. Hee hee!

I befriended a gray lady in class. Hee hee!


10:17 am, emoly
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Chewie shares my boredom with me during a 2 hr gap between classes.

Chewie shares my boredom with me during a 2 hr gap between classes.


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gosh. :)

gosh. :)


01:35 pm, emoly
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Love love love!


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shitmykidsruined:


One of my long forgotten attempts at being a “crafty Mom” showed up a couple weeks ago, dumped in a pile on the dinning room floor topped with glue.
In this moment of exasperation over yet another unnecessary and ridiculous mess to clean up, and even though I knew what the pile was, I yelled out, “what the hell is this mess?!”
A few seconds later my two boys came running into the dinning room.  Both had on their best innocent faces, and my six year old casually replied, “Well, Mom. I’m not sure, but I think that looks like unicorn poop.”
It’s been nearly three weeks, I can tell you that I’ll be reminded for years to come of this mess (about a measuring cup of glitter) because no matter what I do, I’m still finding glitter everywhere.  It’s on my feet, it’s on my clothes, and even been seen on the my daughter’s ass when I change her diaper.  We’ve found it inside of books, in the kid’s hair and I found some today on my baked potato.  Apparently, glitter stays in the environment forever…and ever.

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shitmykidsruined:

One of my long forgotten attempts at being a “crafty Mom” showed up a couple weeks ago, dumped in a pile on the dinning room floor topped with glue.

In this moment of exasperation over yet another unnecessary and ridiculous mess to clean up, and even though I knew what the pile was, I yelled out, “what the hell is this mess?!”

A few seconds later my two boys came running into the dinning room. Both had on their best innocent faces, and my six year old casually replied, “Well, Mom. I’m not sure, but I think that looks like unicorn poop.”

It’s been nearly three weeks, I can tell you that I’ll be reminded for years to come of this mess (about a measuring cup of glitter) because no matter what I do, I’m still finding glitter everywhere. It’s on my feet, it’s on my clothes, and even been seen on the my daughter’s ass when I change her diaper. We’ve found it inside of books, in the kid’s hair and I found some today on my baked potato. Apparently, glitter stays in the environment forever…and ever.

Submitted by: Susan/Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva

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01:08 pm, emoly
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Brain Farts From Work #3

I was giving my boss a ride from work because he was getting his car serviced at a place next to my house. On the way back, we started discussing traffic hour and how to avoid congested roads. The convo naturally migrated to car accidents and if you know me, you know that I've had a less than sparkling driving record.
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Dr. L:Have you been in a lot of accidents?
Emily:uhm just 2. heh.
Dr. L:Were they really bad?
Emily:I totaled my car, twice. When I was 17 and when I was 23.
Dr. L:Oh, that's pretty recent.
Emily:BUT DON'T WORRY! It's totally made me really aware of driving safely and I'm really cautious now.
Dr. L:Oh, I'm gla-- You just ran a stop sign.
Emily:OHMYGOSH. hah! hahah. hahh. ha.
Dr. L:Luckily, I have my seat belt on. *smile*